omegle

omegle
1. (Omegle) (2006↑, 238↓)
A website (omegle.com) that is an anonymous one on one chat, pretty much a feeding ground for pedos.

Chat convo on Omegle... Pedo: ASL? Unsuspecting girl: 13/f/ca u? Pedo: 13 huh? Unsuspecting girl: ya heehee, how old r u Pedo: 45, is that too old? Unsuspecting girl: No heehee. Pedo: Do you like candy?

2. (Omegle) (1110↑, 136↓)
Omegle.com is the convergence of every side of the interwebz. You've got your horny 16 year olds, your brazilians, your pedos, trolls, lonely fat girls, complete social rejects, and stoners.

Omegle.com, fun for the whole family\!

3. (omegle) (758↑, 174↓)
a website where you chat with complete strangers; its pretty much where I chat up brazilian chicks and bother everyone else; some people try to be funny but they say jokes I've already heard

Hi you're on Omegle\!\! Stranger: HEY Stranger: a/s/l? You: I am 21. You: Girl from Taiwan Stranger: O cool. what do you do in Taiwan? You: I eat panda.

4. (omegle) (651↑, 124↓)
pretty much the most fun you can have with absolutely no consequences

welcome to omegle YOU-sup stranger-hey, A/S/L? YOU-16/M/mexico stranger-mexico huh? YOU- yup, im in the cocaine buisness stranger-... YOU-want some coke? stranger-STRANGER HAS DISCONNECTED

Author: ShittyHawk5000-seeminglyscene? http://omegle.urbanup.com/4156164
5. (Omegle) (568↑, 77↓)
Omegle is an online chatroom where you don't need an account. Thought as a Paedophile Heaven for some.

Actual Omegle Convos. Stranger: Hi, horny, 16. You: Uhm... Stranger: asl? You: 12, f, uk Stranger: Cute. Send me pic. :D You have disconnected. or You: hi Stranger: hi. im v horny. You: LOL Stranger: bra size? You: 34dd Stranger: HOT\! You: really. i hate having these manboobs. Your conversational...

6. (Omegle) (305↑, 49↓)
Omegle is the 9th wonder of the world, you can be anybody you want to be, some of the most gullible, horny, non-english speaking people lurk the site, wanting a cyber fuck buddy, friend or translator.

You: Be my friend\! Stranger: ASL? You: Please be my friend? Stranger: I'm just lurkin' to be able to snap one off Stranger: Que? You: What\!? Strange: Mejor mi amigo Stranger? You: What the fuck\!? Omegle

Author: Grizzly Bear Adams Granger http://omegle.urbanup.com/4232724
7. (Omegle) (244↑, 44↓)
A wonderful place in which you are hooked up to a roandom person on the website to speak to.

Omegle Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi\! Stranger: Expecto patronum\! You: FOR ASLAN\! You: CHING You: BANG You: WAZOO\! You: BANG You: BOOM You: KABLOOEY\! Stranger: Oh you just reminded me that I have a chocolate milkshake in my fridge. Stranger: THANK YOU.

Author: JohhnyMcFinklestien http://omegle.urbanup.com/4323371
8. (Omegle) (209↑, 41↓)
a site where strangers can chat to each other, no strings attached... (50% of users are paedophiles). This example actually happened to me..

Omegle. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi\! Stranger: hi You: hey :) Stranger: asl? You: 15/f/england Stranger: 16 m ireland Stranger: im horny Stranger: u? You: hmm. have you tried imagining your grandma naked? Stranger: no You: well try it, and stop perving on 15 year old girls. You: go drink some guiness. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

9. (Omegle) (177↑, 29↓)
A website where 40 year old men chat to other 40 year old men pretending to be 18 year old girls anonymously.

Standard chat on Omegle: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi\! Stranger: Im a girl into bdsm looking for someone to be my master I will be your slave…willing to cyber although I have no cam You: that's sick You: go away Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Author: anvilofjustice http://omegle.urbanup.com/4499047
10. (Omegle) (167↑, 24↓)
An anonymous browser-based chat room where the company (Omegle) places you in a one-on-one chat room with a random person. Regardless of what you and your anonymous chat buddy talk about, the conversation will ALWAYS end up about sex...ALWAYS.

Omegle Chat Room: You: Hey, what's up? Stranger: Hey, not much, what about you? You: Not too much, just listening to music. Stranger: What kind of music? You: The Sex Pistols; they are my favorite band ever\!\! Stranger: M/F? You: ...Male...why? Stranger: How big is your member?

11. (Omegle) (109↑, 11↓)
An anomynous chat service, sort of like an improved version of chatroulette where you can select either webcam or text chat. This website is a great boredom killer but most of the stuff people say is either Asl (Age, sex, location) or male/female.

You: Hello\! Stranger: asl You: not telling PEDOPHILE HAS DISCONNECTED You: Hello Stranger: M/F? You: Male YOUR PARTNER HAS DISCONNECTED. That's Omegle for you.

Author: le penis head http://omegle.urbanup.com/4925109
12. (Omegle) (93↑, 8↓)
[A] [free] [chatroom] [where] [people] [sit] [and] [talk] [about] [sex]. [Here]'s [a] [real] [convo] [had] [about] [2] [minutes] [before] [writing] [this]:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi\! Stranger: hii. 17/m/tx looking for really cute girls to skypee with ;) You: mmmm You: : ) You: I'm cute You: : ) Stranger: lol you sure? You: well i think\! You: blonde You: 5'3' Stranger: lol you got skype? You: c cup You: no zits You: yup Stranger: hmm. then what are we waiting forr? You: i lied to you: I really a pedophile. I live in Colorado, i'm a 50 year old man, and i'm wanted in 5 states. You: lol Stranger: lol You: aren't we all... You: ? Stranger: yes You: first i gotta see your pics... You: then learn your address You: then kidnap you You: rape you You: then throw you onto the street You: like a dog You: then come back her You: and start the process again You: so... pics first? Your Omegle [conversational partner] has disconnected. or save this log or send us [feedback].
13. (omegle) (73↑, 10↓)
A website in which you can chat with a complete stranger from anywhere around the world at any time of the day. You are you and stranger is stranger. No info need be shared. Nevertheless, "ASL?" (age, sex, location) is the first question "stranger" asks you (unless the first thing asked is "horny?"). Expect to be approached 5/10 times by a guy who has so much sexual tension inside him that he has resorted to this website. 4/10 times, you will be approached by either someone from India, Indonesia, Korea, or any other oriental Asian country. Usually, these people are either sexualy frustrated or are just strange. Thankfully, the "disconnect" button comes in handy at this time. Finally, 1/10 times, you will encounter someone who seems pretty normal. You talk a little, exchange some info, and maybe even go on to chat through a webcam, a recent feauture omegle has to offer. Overall, it's a pretty cool website and is great when you are bored or just want to talk and meet people. Some, however, take it to the next level and actually continue to communicate with "stranger," whomever that may be, through Facebook, or even find themselves actually meeting this person. Sure, there is a chance this person could be normal, but don't be dismayed when Chris Hanson is the face of the 16 year old hotie you thought you were talking to. So, omegle is just for fun. Keep it to "you" and "stranger." No more.

How a typical chat may play out on omegle.com: Stranger: Hi :) You: Hey =) Stranger: asl?? You: 19 male California. you? Stranger: 16 female California :) where in cali? You: LA area. you? Stranger: OMG\! SAME\! If you don't mind me asking, what's your name? You: hahaha You: Bernie Lion. You? Stranger: Veronica Henke :) do you have a webcam? You: Yeah :)

14. (Omegle) (70↑, 11↓)
Where people go for 10 minutes when they've been blocked from chatroulette.

"You have been blocked for 10 minutes" Oh well, Omegle it is.

15. (Omegle) (56↑, 13↓)
A website where 13-50 year old horny men who can't get a girlfriend go to masturbate while typing to a "girl". (who's most likely a male as well.) Most people will disregard all truth and say their buff, or have big 'parts', etc.

\omegleWELCOME TO OMEGLE. SAY HI\!\omegle You: Hi, ASL? Stranger: 15/m/USA (Notice the M.) -You disconnect- You: Hi, ASL? Stranger: 13/f/USA You: o ya babee plz sock mah 8 ench peeniz n tuch my hard abs cuz im a body beldur Stranger: Why don't you have a seat over there.

16. (Omegle) (75↑, 32↓)
Chatroulette for dudes with small dicks

Stranger \#1: I have a small dick. Stranger \#2: OMG\! That's why I am not on Chatroulette\! Stranger \#1: Me too\! Stranger \#2: Omegle rules\!

17. (Omegle) (47↑, 8↓)
troll central

Omegle.com Talk to strangers\! Stranger: i hate life You: life just giving you lemons, eh? Stranger: Def. You: hm. :( mebbe i could cheer you up. Stranger: how? You: amazingly hilarious site esp for ppl whose life has been giving them s**t. Stranger: really? what is it? You: lemonparty.com Stranger: oh, i will most def check it out You: ENJOY\! Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU your conversational partner has disconnected.

Author: Rickroll12345 http://omegle.urbanup.com/5475182
18. (Omegle) (36↑, 2↓)
A troller's, horny teen, pedophile and social reject's paradise. It's the most fun you can have without concequences.

Today on Omegle: You: Hey\! Asl? Stranger: 17 year old male, usa lookin for some fun You:(Lie)41 male also lookin 4 some fun. Wach'ya say? Stranger:(Disconnected) So much fun...:)

19. (Omegle) (38↑, 17↓)
"Horny" strangers going on a website to cyber. 1/20 tries to get a "normal" non-horny person.

Omegle Convo: Stranger: horny? You: no Your conversational partner has disconnected. More.. Me: Hey look at the convo that I had on omegle *sends above* Friend: Wait.. You aren't? Why'd you sign on then. Me: ...

Author: StrangerDanger2432 http://omegle.urbanup.com/4967870
20. (Omegle) (32↑, 16↓)
A place for TUMBLR people to get new followers and to piss off Omegle people off with "HNNG"

Piss off OMEGLE PEople: you: HNNG? stranger: another one stranger: fuck OFF\! Tumblr People: YOu: HNNG? stranger: HNND :D You: anthonyx.tumblr.com stranger: janetxjoy.tumblr.com

21. (Omegle) (20↑, 7↓)
A website where you can text chat or video chat with another stranger. You can find a wide variety of horny men, sluts, whores, man whores, and crackheads. Occasionally you will come across horny men who ask you to show them your thong, your ass, your boobs, and your whole naked body and you will win a "special prize" at the end. Most times you will run into a man waving his dick around the camera, but very rarely you will run into a man waving his dick around, and then it explodes with cum.

Whore on omegle: *shows boobs* Horny guy: Oohhhhhh yeah, now do a full strip for me. Whore on omegle: Mmmmm, sure, hun. Horny guy: yum yum.

22. (Omegle) (25↑, 15↓)
A website that randomly selects two people on the website to chat with each other. If you see someone wearing a shirt with this definition on it, try striking up a conversation with them\!

We met on Omegle.

23. (Omegle) (10↑, 8↓)
A website that's pretty much full of horny bitches who are 40 and still live with their mothers. They usually try to talk teenage girls into sex or they pose and 20 year old strippers with big tits.

Typical Omegle Conversation- Stranger: Horny male looking for a horny female to cyber with\! You: Nah, I'm good

Author: ThatOnePerson69 http://omegle.urbanup.com/5896755
24. (Omegle) (41↑, 39↓)
A place where underage teenagers go for a little 'fun' Stranger: nice damn first i would squeeze those tits and lick ur nipples You: i would moan quietly as you do so Stranger: then i kiss down ur body till i get to ur pussy You: i would continue moaning Stranger: i start to finger ur pussy and lick ur pussy You: i would gasp slightly Stranger: i feel ur pussy get wet and i lick up all the jucies Stranger: then whisper in ur ear wanna suck on something big? You: i would moan oh god yes

Stranger: i watch u get on ur knees and i whip out my dick You: i would hold the base of your cock gently, while i lick the tip slowly You: rubbing your base so slowly that its almost painful Stranger: i moan and hold ur hair You: i slowly swirl my tongue around your head as i rub your base and fondle your balls Stranger: i start to push ur head on my dick and moan You: i take in your head and suck softly You: i rub your cock gently as i suck, looking for your most sensitive spots Stranger: mmm nice babe ur so good at this You: i hum as i suck your head, making it vibrate, while i rub your cock a bit harder Stranger: u feel my cock pulse from pleasure You: i take in more of your cock, licking it as i suck Stranger: i moan and pull a little on ur hair You: I bob my head slowly, sucking softly, pressing my tongue on your cock as i bob my head Stranger: i hold the back of ur head and push u head on and off my cock getting deeper everytime You: I hum as you do so, making your shaft vibrate Stranger: i moan louder and push ur head deeper You: I gulp, deepthroating your cock quickly, licking one of your sensitive spots Stranger: i pull on ur hair and push ur head off and on my cock pushing to whole thing in little preview of whats good in omegle

25. (omegle) (16↑, 14↓)
An anonymous chat site mainly for pedophiles, and getting Rick Roll'd.

*Omegle example Stranger: hi im 24 m spain and i like sex talk You: one minutes ill get a video You: its pr0nz Stranger: asl plz You: (insert rickroll here) You: f/19/spain You: RICKROOOOOLLLLLEEEEEDDDDDD Your conversational partner has disconnected.

26. (omegle) (2↑, 2↓)
to wank/masturbate till it hurts penis or vagina used as an insult if called an omegler other versions ( omegle omegler omegling and omegled )

dude: wanna omegle me girl: can't dude: why girl: just finished myself dude: NICEE girl: fu*k off u omegler

27. (omegle) (1↑, 3↓)
where you can trick random people into believing your lies...and argue about people taking steroids

Typical Omegle Convorsation: Stranger: so yah if i were to take roids for 4 years i could look like that two but i wanna work for mine You: i'm pretty sure he didn't take steroids... Stranger: and how are you pretty sure? You: well steroids give you a gross look You: and he doesn't have that bulging look that steroids give a person You: (btw it's not two, its too) Stranger: ok and i know the difference between tontoo and two you gramar natzi You: grammar* Stranger: *to and too You: two, to, and too You: nazi Stranger: no its natzi like german natzi You: no its not "natzi" its Nazi Stranger: grrrr You: i think i would know.. You: i'm jewish Stranger: ahhh You: mmhmm Stranger: ... You: awkward..

28. (omegle) (29↑, 34↓)
[chatroulette] for ugly, creepy-looking, and/or old people.

You: hey\! Creepy old ugly Stranger on omegle: ASL\!?\!\!?\!\! LOOKING FOR TEEN GIRL W. WEBCAM

29. (omegle) (12↑, 29↓)
a website where old man talk to little boys and taylor kuny

taylor kuny uses omegle every day

30. (Omegle) (28↑, 108↓)
A chat room for people with no friends and no life so they want to feel loved so they go and try to get people to talk to them over the computer because in real life they repel people

John: Have you ever been on omegle? Ali: That chat room for losers with no real friends and no real life? Why on earth would I ever stoop so low? John: ...

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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